Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Oh! These men and women : Its-hilarious

Oh! These men and women : Its-hilarious

Oh! These men and women

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it's a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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