No toilet paper this side either : Its-hilarious

No toilet paper this side either : Its-hilarious

Oh! These men and women

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton? A: He knows it's a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.