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Rejection of a rejection letter

Herbert Millington Chair - Search Committee, Whitson University, College Hill, MA Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then. All the best for rejecting the future applicants. Sincerely, Chris L. Jensen ================================================== You can also find us on: iPhone/iPod/iPad at http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funny-hilarious-jokes/id492166165?ls=1&mt=8 Twitter at @jokesguy Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-hilariouscom/193947747290918 Happy Reading and Joking!!!! Yours Funny Guy http: www.its-hilarious.com email: funny.guy@its-hilarious.com ==================================================