Friday, February 3, 2012

Real Meaning of words used in performance reviews : Its-hilarious

Real Meaning of words used in performance reviews : Its-hilarious

Have your performance ever been evaluated by your manager? In that case, you might have come across the following terms. These terms have a deeper meaning. Here's what it really means . . .

- Outgoing Personality..........Always going out of the office

- Good Communication Skills.....Spends lots of time on phone

- Average Employee..........Not too bright

- Exceptionally Well Qualified...Made no major blunders... yet

- Work is First Priority.............Too ugly to get a date

- Active Socially........................Drinks a lot

- Family is Active Socially..........Spouse drinks, too

- Independent Worker.......Nobody knows what he/she does

- Quick Thinking...............Offers plausible excuses

- Careful Thinker....................Won't make a decision

- Aggressive.........................Obnoxious

- Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs........Gets someone else to do it

- Expresses Themselves Well.........Speaks English

- Meticulous Attention to Detail........A nit picker

- Has Leadership Qualities......Is tall or has a loud voice

- Exceptionally Good Judgment...........Lucky

- Career Minded.........................Back Stabber

- Loyal........................Can't get a job anywhere else

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