Questions You Can't Answer

•   Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


•  Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


• Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?


•  Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


• Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?


• Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?


• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground
  Did you ever stop and wonder...... . 


• • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  
  
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  
  
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  
  
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  
  • Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 
  
  

• Guys, Stop singing and listen on on.....

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
  faster?


•   Do you ever wonder why you gave me a chance to speak in the first place?