Wednesday, April 4, 2012

What did you have in mind? : Its-hilarious

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That`s not quite what I had in mind." 

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That`s not quite what I had in mind." 

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" 
She retorts, "I`d like a divorce." 

He answers, "I hadn`t planned on spending quite that much." 

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