A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks,
but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and
help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks,
but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and
help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
How to choose right person for the job?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed room with an open window,Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation
If they are counting the Bricks,Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them....Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,thenPut them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order,Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other,Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping,Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces,Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle,Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day,Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window,Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least......If they are talking to each other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation
If they are counting the Bricks,Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them....Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,thenPut them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order,Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other,Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping,Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces,Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle,Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day,Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window,Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least......If they are talking to each other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management
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