| Wishing Well |
| A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin . The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! " ================================================== You can also find us on: 1. iPhone/iPod/iPad at http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funny-hilarious-jokes/id492166165?ls=1&mt=8 2. Twitter at @jokesguy 3. Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-hilariouscom/193246017362355 Happy Yours Funny Guy http: www.its-hilarious.com email: funny.guy@its-hilarious.com |
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Wishing well : Its-hilarious
Wishing well : Its-hilarious
Not much of a man , was he?
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!" And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!" ================================================== You can also find us on: 1. iPhone/iPod/iPad at 2. Twitter at @jokesguy 3. Facebook at: Happy Yours Funny Guy http: www.its-hilarious.com email: funny.guy@its-hilarious.com |
A MANAGER'S DILEMA
An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employeewho came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest and bothemployees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus." |
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| Fried Eggs! |
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
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| 4 people in a train |
4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman. It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek. The old lady thinks: "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him." The pretty young blonde thinks: "I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him." The Frenchman thinks: "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me." The Englishman thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French twat again." |
Friday, January 20, 2012
Its-hilarious and Its-Mad
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