"Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright."
"Yes," replied the man. "My card was stolen over a month ago." "Why didn't you report your card as stolen?" asked the card companyrepresentative.
The man replied, "Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!"
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