Monday, February 6, 2012

Waiting for autmn in art gallery : Its-hilarious

Waiting for autmn in art gallery : Its-hilarious

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies: "Autumn

No good men but only confused women : Its-hilarious

No good men but only confused women : Its-hilarious

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousyhusbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Miss her, pity her : Its-hilarious

Miss her, pity her : Its-hilarious

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Have you ever paid for sex : Its-hilarious

Have you ever paid for sex : Its-hilarious


A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.

"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.

Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."

Who finds me attractive?

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Evils of Alcohol : Its-hilarious

Evils of Alcohol : Its-hilarious


JOKE
Evils of Alcohol !

Will was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey.

The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?"

"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."


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Pill can make you fly : Its-hilarious

Pill can make you fly : Its-hilarious

"A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, ""You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman"""


Watching a real horror movie!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Women thoughts before buying!

Signs you are drunk : Its-hilarious

Signs you are drunk : Its-hilarious

"10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up."