Thursday, January 26, 2012
Piece Of Her Mind : Its-hilarious
Piece Of Her Mind : Its-hilarious
A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. "I'm afraid her mind's completely gone," he said.
"Makes sense," mumbled the man. "She's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years ."
"Makes sense," mumbled the man. "She's been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years ."
Support a Family : Its-hilarious
Support a Family : Its-hilarious
"The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, ""Son, can you support a family?""
""Well, no, sir,"" he replied. ""I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."""
""Well, no, sir,"" he replied. ""I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."""
Wishing For more Genies : Its-hilarious
Wishing For more Genies : Its-hilarious
A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes."
"Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes."
"Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."
The Cow With The Pig : Its-hilarious
The Cow With The Pig : Its-hilarious
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.
The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?"
The fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender says, " I was talking to the pig"
The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?"
The fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender says, " I was talking to the pig"
Why Women are important in our life : Its-hilarious
Why Women are important in our life : Its-hilarious
1. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
2. It's imp to have a woman who likes you.
3. It's imp to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
4. It's imp to have a woman who can make you laugh.
5. It's imp to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
6. It's imp to have a woman who is good in bed.
7. It's very important that these 7 women do not know each other
2. It's imp to have a woman who likes you.
3. It's imp to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
4. It's imp to have a woman who can make you laugh.
5. It's imp to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
6. It's imp to have a woman who is good in bed.
7. It's very important that these 7 women do not know each other
Marriage brings fortune : Its-hilarious
Marriage brings fortune : Its-hilarious
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
Finding perfect men : Its-hilarious
Finding perfect men : Its-hilarious
At a local bar, a young woman was explaining her idea of a perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing. And stay home at night!"
An old lady overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing. And stay home at night!"
An old lady overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
Finding perfect men : Its-hilarious
Finding perfect men : Its-hilarious
At a local bar, a young woman was explaining her idea of a perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing. And stay home at night!"
An old lady overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing. And stay home at night!"
An old lady overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
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