Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. .
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. .
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Four weddings : Its-hilarious
Four weddings : Its-hilarious
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a 'funeral director.'
After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director.
The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers.
With a smile on her face she explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director.
The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers.
With a smile on her face she explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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Please don't talk that way : Its-hilarious
Please don't talk that way : Its-hilarious
"A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, ""Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money.""
""Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way,"" his young wife exclaimed. ""You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please... tell me what I can do?""
""Well,"" the old man gasped, ""you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."""
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, ""Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money.""
""Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way,"" his young wife exclaimed. ""You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please... tell me what I can do?""
""Well,"" the old man gasped, ""you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."""
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Marriage : Its-hilarious
Marriage : Its-hilarious
| Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence, a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. More on: http://www.facebook.com/pages/ http://www.its-hilarious.com/ http://itunes.apple.com/us/ |
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