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Marriage : Its-hilarious
Marriage : Its-hilarious
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence, a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH : Its-hilarious
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH : Its-hilarious
A man went to face an interviewer.One of the interviewers asked him, Tell us the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example
When u marry the right person you are Complete
When you marry the wrong one you are Finished
The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example
When u marry the right person you are Complete
When you marry the wrong one you are Finished
Missing person : Its-hilarious
Missing person : Its-hilarious
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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