| Husbands For Sale |
Anne put an advertisement in the 'classifieds' : Husband Wanted. Next day Anne received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing : You can have mine. More on: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-hilariouscom/193947747290918 http://www.its-hilarious.com/ http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funny-hilarious-jokes/id492166165?ls=1&mt=8 |
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
sell your own husband : Its-hilarious
sell your own husband : Its-hilarious
Q: Why dogs don't marry? : Its-hilarious
Q: Why dogs don't marry? : Its-hilarious
| Q: Why dogs don't marry? |
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! More on: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-hilariouscom/193947747290918 http://www.its-hilarious.com/ http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funny-hilarious-jokes/id492166165?ls=1&mt=8 |
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Waiting for autmn in art gallery : Its-hilarious
Waiting for autmn in art gallery : Its-hilarious
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn
No good men but only confused women : Its-hilarious
No good men but only confused women : Its-hilarious
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousyhusbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Miss her, pity her : Its-hilarious
Miss her, pity her : Its-hilarious
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her. Pity her.
Miss her. Pity her.
Have you ever paid for sex : Its-hilarious
Have you ever paid for sex : Its-hilarious
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
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